Van Halen's Stupid Guy Things

I imagine most of you have heard -- even used -- the expression, "It's a guy thing." Well, it turns out that there are guy things, and then there are Stupid Guy Things.

Several examples of these SGTs were recently uncovered at Van Halen's Portland, Oregon concert by guest author Lynette Sheffield, who somehow failed to notice them when she last saw VH in concert in 1978.

It seems that Van Halen still rocks, in spite of those pesky SGTs.

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