Step right up, folks. Line up on my left for your darts, and on my right for the roses. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, it's the annual ritual that follows the announcement of nominees for the next class of Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees.
The roses are for the actual, bona fide rock artists who are nominated, darts are not for the other artists, but for the people who inexplicably nominated the rappers, funk bands and pop stars for the rock
But don't be discouraged, my friends. There's plenty for classic rock fans to celebrate.
Read about the 2014 Rock Hall nominees