Lynette K. G. Sheffield has been writing online humor columns since 2002.
She was born in San Diego, California but currently lives in Bend, Oregon because her husband refused to stop and ask for directions. When they stopped for a cappuccino, she let the air out of the tires.
Lynette has two children, both currently teenagers, and desperately needs your prayers and chocolate. She sighs a lot.
She is an avid Classic Rock fan, the author of They Still Drop Turkeys At KTWS In Bend, Oregon, and writer of humorous columns on a variety of subjects at LynetteIsFunny.com.

